Prison is NOT Club Med

Guess what? It's Sunday! Which means I finally get my ass into gear and do some blogging. Yipee! This week's theme of Sunday Social is TV shows:

 

 

 

 

1. What is your favorite TV as a kid?

I am going to really age myself here. And by age myself, you will know I am 24 even though I act like I am 87. Anywho, I loved Disney shows like So Weird, Lizzie McGuire and That's So Raven. When I was even younger, I really did not watch TV. My mom was one of "those moms" so we didn't have a TV and she basically ruined my life forever and now I am partially deformed because my formative years did not include Barney or Sesame Street.

 

2. What is your current favorite TV show?

So I just came off a two day Orange is the New Black bender. That show has quickly become my number one all time favorite and I try to introduce it into every conversation I have. I also love reality TV shows- but not Housewives or Toddlers in Tiaras reality TV. I pretty much love every show on the ID network and love true-crime series. I love watching a good murder get solved or a biography on a serial killer. This is bizarre, true, but is probably due to the fact that my mom did not allow me to watch TV as a child. SEE WHAT YOU DID MOM? But seriously, let your kids watch Barney because otherwise they might turn out like this:

 

3. Which reality show would you NEVER do?

Umm any reality show. Have you seen the people on these shows? But if I had to pick, it would probably be a show that required me to be athletic in any way. Because that would be humiliating. And not in the funny way but in the sad way, like when you see a deer that got hit by a car on the side of the highway.

 

4. Which reality show would you LOVE to do?

House Hunters: International Edition because A) it means I finally got enough money to buy a house and B) it means I finally got enough money to buy a house in some exotic country. If I ever land on House Hunters, it means I finally made it. Obviously, not holding my breath here.

 

5. What is the TV personality/character that you feel is most like you?

I am going to pull out the Orange is the New Black show again because it's amazing and possibly life-changing. I love prison shows (every Saturday night is exclusively dedicated to Lock-Up) and when it involves some comedy? Win-win. Basically the premise of the show is an upper-class yuppy White girl gets thrown into federal prison for a year and needs to survive it while keeping her life outside of prison intact as well. And she is pretty self-absorbed and obviously I can totally relate to that. But the part I love is when she's talking about going to prison and she's like "Well it's a good opportunity for me to get ripped and catch up on my reading" and I was like "Oh em gee, that is how I think of prison too!" And then I watched two minutes of Oz and realized prison sucks and is not in any shape or form anything like a Club Med minus some basic amenities like all-you-can-eat buffets and oh yeah,  basic human rights.

 

 

6. Which TV character would you want to date?

This guy:

For several reasons. One being that he would whip my ass into shape and do it with his adorable smile and endless forehead wrinkles.

 

Secondly he would cook for me delicious meals of boiled chicken and steamed broccoli.

Thirdly, did you see this man's abs?

And lastly, he would whip my ass into shape.


That's it for Sunday Social!

And thanks for everyone's sweet comments on my new blog design! I downloaded a free trial of Photoshop and have been having some fun! Also my mom said my previous design looked like a little girl vomited pink all over my website so yeah, it was time for a change.

Have a great Sunday everyone!