These are My Confessions

Remember this? Of course you do.

PS: Where is Usher these days?

• I read absolutely no books this Summer, but you know I saw every episode of Animal Hoarders
• I have now gone with 5 days of not putting the sheets on the bed due to pure laziness.
• I am on a new cleanse for the next 30 days that a friend talked me into. It's not horrible. It's not great. We shall see...
• I am digging the whole sponsorship on blog thing. I've sponsored one blog and she's awesome and keep checking her out because I have a guest post appearing on there soon.
• Bloggers that manage to post a new blog daily confuse me. How is this done?
• Speaking of which I have like 200 unread blogs in my Bloglovin' feed. I know I'll just get frustrated and ignore them all, but seriously how do people blog full time? The minute I get online, I get sidetracked within 76 seconds. 
• Which also reminds me I have a ton of emails to respond to. Don't worry guys- I'll come to you!
• I don't do Twitter. I tried it. I just don't like it. I am the 1%.
• I have seen like 3,000 bloggers post pictures of wine and bagel bites. Do I also need to do this? Is there a particular wine that should accompany this delicacy? 
• I have around 200 full size makeup products just chilling in my apartment. I received 95% of them via couponing and have no idea what to do with them. The hoarder in me has a compulsive need to keep them forever and refer to them as "my treasures" and possibly kidnap a neighborhood child one day so I can make her into a Toddler and Tiaras girl with all the shit I own... Too far?
• I also spend like 30 hours watching makeup gurus make videos on YouTube. I never try to copy them because I am naturally afraid of failure but they have a weird, calming effect on me. 
• I am in the market to buy some chairs. I really want a fancy fabric covered chair but I can't talk myself into spending over $100 for a chair I am convinced I can make myself with a hot glue gun. I know I can't really make it and I'll break down and just buy one eventually. 

There are a million more random thoughts bopping around in my head but I figured this list would be enough to give you a little glimpse into the madness behind it all. 

Hope you are all having a great Hump Day!