23 September 2013

The Things I Do When I Am Alllllll Alone

There are plenty of weird things about me. Whatever I embrace them. 

Lately I have been obsessed with watching haul videos on YouTube. 

I will watch any kind of haul, too. I am particularly partial to hauls of places where I shop like Forever 21, Target, Ulta, CVS and of course, the Dollar Tree.

I watch these damn videos for hours. I honestly have no idea why. 

But then I noticed a weird thing started happening....

I would go shopping and come home, sit down on my couch and go through my bag and describe everything I had bought, why I had bought it (usually the word "cute" was used at least half a dozen times) and when I would wear it and with what. I would do this with everything- makeup, clothes, pens, even food after grocery shopping. 

I would literally just talk about all this random shit I had just bought to absolutely no one. 

The sad thing is is that I didn't even notice that I had been doing it until yesterday when I got a gigantic package from ELF and started picking up each thing out of the box and elaborately describing it. I finally heard the batshit craziness that was coming out of my mouth .... and I kept going. 

This experience has taught me a few things about myself. Namely that I am well on my way to becoming batshit crazy and secondly, I spend way too much time alone. Even though I am technically surrounded by people all day and literally talking all day, I am in the human services field so I am basically always talking about the other person. It's always about them, their day and their problems. I always steer the conversation back if it does get too focused on me because we need to maintain our boundaries and if I were to get started talking about myself, I probably wouldn't stop. 

So yes, I make invisible haul videos to no one in particular and I enjoy it. It's weird, kind of creepy and a huge waste of my time. But I love it so I will continue on doing it and I am not even ashamed to admit it seeing as how I just announced this creepy fetish to the entire blog world and all 15,000 45 of my readers. 

Have a great week, folks!

6 comments:

  1. I love it! Don't need ashamed we all have our quirks and most wouldn't admit what they do alone! This made my day!

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  2. Haha its funny what we do when we're alone! I pretty much have conversations in the car to no one (especially if I'm mad at my bf, then I pretty much yell at him, to myself, in the car & feel better) #crazy

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  3. I had never even heard of haul videos before this! What sad, sullen planet have I been living on?!

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  4. Ha! I love this. I do some weird stuff when I am alone. I like to touch and stare at my pretty new stuff. I can't watch Haul videos because I am on a shopping diet! LOL

    Thanks for commenting on my blog!

    www.jaimelovesstuff.com

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  5. I do this too, glad I'm not alone! I've never even heard of Haul Videos before now!

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  6. i talk to myself. sometimes i go over conversations in my head and say out loud what i should have said or what they said. then i catch myself talking to myself and quickly look around to make sure that no one heard me

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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