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17 July 2013

An Open Letter to My Stretchy Pants

Dear Stretchy Pants,

I know I have been wearing you a lot lately. 

Like everyday. 

This is my chance to say "thank you". The last couple of months have been tough for me. A new batch of meds combined with an unquenchable hunger for French fries has made all my other pants a little... tight. 

But you? 

You stuck with me through everything. 

You stretched and pulled until I tugged you all the way up my thunder athletic thighs. 

You even were gracious enough to let me pull you up all the way to under my twins so that I could suck in my muffin top as well. 

Stretchy pants, you really went above and beyond. 

And that is why I dedicate this post to you. 

You are a true friend. 

I have been cutting back on my French fries and hitting the gym, so I may be wearing you less and less as the days pass on. But trust me, for those fat days where I feel like a bloated, gross and disgusting pile of lard after a 2AM McDonalds binge, I know you will be there to (literally) pull me together. 

Love you Stretchy Pants.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:56 PM

    LOL!

    I love your new layout, too!

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  2. Haha, I know how you feel about stretchy pants... I live in running shorts :)

    www.thebellebeautyblog.blogspot.com

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  3. I've totally lost all my stretchy pants in the move (we moved last october???? :P) I totally wish I had some right now. I've been so bad this year. Too much chocolate! Don't blame the margaritas!

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